There are many pigeons in Paris. Here is a ranking based on how unnerved they made me.
6.
A standard Parisian pigeon, nothing to write home about, generally fine.
5.
This pigeon at the Eiffel Tour was searching for Something, I don’t know what.
4.
Pigeons in a group should never be trusted.
3.
Pigeons in a group, but also viciously fighting over a small piece of bread.
2.
This pigeon was trying as hard as it could to get my falafel. Harrowing.
1.
These smug pigeons are literally positioned on top of the world. Hinting to future plans?
Honorable Mention:
This random goat and crow at the Tulieries. They had an extremely unnerving aura.
Number 5 is way too confident for my liking. A bird on a mission is not a narrative I want to be a part of
Thank you for this comprehensive list. I am utterly floored by your scholarship and outstanding work. I can’t wait to see the next thing you publish.
Sky rats are disease-ridden scum that poop everywhere. That is all.
Where was the picture for the honorable mention taken? I’m curious why there was a goat in what looks to be a public park in Paris!
It was in the Tuileries garden! We think it was being used as a natural lawn mower.
If we’re not trusting the sky rats then we definitely can’t trust the goat and crow